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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Saturday, April 28, 2012

A Few Treehouses to Write Home About

If you know me well at all, you know I'm wild about tree houses, the house in this article Will the Humble ‘HemLoft’ Survive? is absolutely splendorous. Can you build one like it? Do you think? We have some land you know.

But here's the story from the artist's, I mean carpenter's point of view, in his own voice, in fact, on his own site: http://thehemloft.com/the-story/ And it has its beginning in a failed retirement plan - and I mean really failed as in living out of the car utterly failed. So, absolutely read this if you're at all interested orb shaped living spaces suspended in hemlocks above the forest floor.

And through an obsessive/compulsive need to devour everything I could learn about this particular tree house I discovered something truly amazing: http://www.adventure-journal.com/weekend-cabin/ Weekend Cabin, which shares an abundance of get-aways on a page hosted by Adventure Journal, where the writing, the photography and the art reminds me of the old days at Outside Magazine. And look! They're on Facebook, too - I LIKE them - I do - I do.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Lady Bug, Lady Bug, an essay, by Karen D. McCall




Lady Bug, Lady Bug,
Fly away home.
Your house is on fire,
And your children are alone.


 Today, is the day Martha Stewart's White Sale gets underway at K Mart in Spindale. Eckerd's Drug Store is hosting "Bargain Day" for cleaning supplies. If I needed three bottles of Pinesol for one money, I could get it there. It's February 28, the last day of the month and a landmark day for me personally. Today, is the day I declare war on lady bugs.
It's a landmark day for the following reason... I possess a childlike fondness for lady bugs. They're safe to hold, and oh, so exciting in a child's palm, an exercise in limited childhood freedom. My playmates and I used to catch, hold, and name them, all by ourselves.
We thought they lived just below the ground. In an attempt to catch them sleeping we poked straws into holes in the ground and stirred while we chanted the lady bug poem. "Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home..." We'd gather around and wait expectantly, but, to tell the truth, I never saw a lady bug come out of a hole in the ground. The only thing I ever drew from a hole in the ground with a straw was a rollie-pollie. A Tumble Bug, one of those little gray, multi-legged, armor-clad critters that roll up in a ball. And they don't fly, without assistance....
But that's another story.
These days, when I find lady bugs in the garden, I'm elated. Natural predators, I'm told. They seem harmless enough. If they eat an aphid now and then, who am I to question why? Go girls!
When they first began to show up in the house several weeks ago, I thought, "How interesting." They collected in little groups, here and there, most often on a cloth lamp shade in the den when the light was on. I'd touch them with my finger and bam - -off they would drop - - a not uncommon defense mechanism. (That they buzz like a wasp in attack mode, well, that's another story....) As they fell off the lampshade I'd catch them in my free hand, carry them to the back door, and turn them out.
Our family cats, natural born stalkers, are not as kind as I. Instead of putting them out, to face the perils of winter.... They carry them to the kitchen for a spirited impromptu hockey-like game on the shiny vinyl floor. The little orange and black pucks glide with tremendous speed until a final fateful swoosh sends them careening into the dust under the refrigerator. Score one for the home team.
Having to catch the puck, before the game can commence, is a concept that can be costly to a homeowner. Cats both climb and jump, and there are numerous things of fragile beauty in most households. Add to that, my insurance company is kind of funny. I can hear my agent now....
"Your cat leaped off the back of the couch onto a wall-mounted shelf dislodging a wooden duck decoy, and it fell on the stereo before it bounced.... Did you say bounced or pounced?... And what bounced or pounced?... The cat or the duck?"
But that's another story.
Now they've begun to appear as little dark blots in the light shades, the ceiling fixtures, including the florescent tube light in my office. How they get under the fitted plastic cover in the office is a mystery. I can scarcely get to the bulb myself and I have a screwdriver and two thumbs.
Little hordes of them have collected, on the kitchen counter near the sink, in my bedroom window sill, and add poke-a dots to every lamp in the house. They're even - is nothing sacred - in the bathroom.
I'm not putting them out anymore. They just come back. Like Fred Flinstone's cat, out the door, through the window, they beat me back to the den. I've had it with them. They have got to go.
The ultimate weapon?
Dum, dum, dum...drum roll, please.
An antique Electrolux, Silverado, a deadly weapon in the war on Lady Bugs. I will vacuum them up, taking a sort of haphazard body count. I'll call it a casualty estimate. Sometimes there might be too many to count, and if I occasionally exaggerated the total, who would that hurt? Adding a few to the grand tally seems harmless enough.
I still don't know much about them. I don't know where they come from, where they go, what they're eating, where they sleep, or even, if they sleep. Whatever the reason, they appear to be multiplying, doing well, thriving here. My lack of knowledge on the subject doesn't keep me up nights. I have better things to do. I'm actually quite interested in finding out how many lady bugs will fit into an antique Electrolux.

And that's something to think about.
Original Essay, Karen Day McCall - February 28, 1998
K'song - Ladybug
Et Tu You Tube: http://youtu.be/Ey4agMLCnvY 

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

What We Use: Thorin’s Favorite Gear and Productivity Tips

Lifehacker comes up with some absolutely wonderful articles and I'm always up for seeing what someone else is using technology wise. In this down to earth article there are links to about 20 more lovely and readible posts and while I intend to read every single one, for now I can't because me man is home and he'll be needing some supper, so I'm going to read this later, why don't you join me and perhaps we can meet on line and talk about...What We Use: Thorin’s Favorite Gear and Productivity Tips

Thursday, February 2, 2012

From Letters of Note

To My Old Master This letter published in January of 2012 in Letters of Note takes us back to a time when letters were the primary, dare I say, only form of communication over long distances.

This concise and coherant piece is as fine a piece of artistry as ever you'll see. Written in the vernacular of the day which has body and form, unlike the plain and simple language we use today. Not one single curse word was used, and yet the sarcasm can not be mistaken.

Cudos, Shaun Usher for ferreting this from the archives, I enjoyed reading it very much.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Best of Copyblogger 2011 | Copyblogger

Hot dog! The Best of Copyblogger 2011 Copyblogger

If you write, and I don't care what you write, IF you write, then you need to read Copyblogger, and probably subscribe. Here they've compiled the best of 2011, no small feat. Take full advantage - check it out. If you don't like what you read, read no further, but if you write, well then....

Here's another post you'll enjoy: http://www.copyblogger.com/creative-writing-blogs-2011/ ten blogs.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Startup America Partnership

Startup America Partnership

America supports small business. So says the start up america partnership site. Do you own a new business? Thinking of starting one?

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/12/21/mentorship-key-success Avra Siegel, Deputy Director of the White House Council on Women and Girls, wrote:

On December 8th, the President hosted first board meeting of the Startup America Partnership at the White House. The Startup America Partnership is a nonprofit alliance of entrepreneurs, major corporations, and service providers committing private-sector resources to accelerate the growth of new companies. The Partnership, led by iconic entrepreneurs like Steve Case (AOL) and Reid Hoffman (LinkedIn), was launched earlier this year in response to the President’s call to action to dramatically increase the success of America’s high-growth entrepreneurs. New startup businesses create most of the net new jobs each year, in every industry and all across the country.

To learn more about Startup America Partnership visit their site.